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nevver:

Cat Massage

Need a monkey

nevver:

Cat Massage

Need a monkey

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I will birth this. I’ll experience 9 months of hell and then be rewarded with something like this because I stepped on a crack when I was 6. 

I will birth this. I’ll experience 9 months of hell and then be rewarded with something like this because I stepped on a crack when I was 6. 

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It’s a sad day when someone sets fire to the local suckatorium.

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Play this at my funeral and be sure to dress for the occasion. You’re not going to the opera, for goodness sakes.

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This is what I feel like doing most of the time.

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Is this what happens when you retire?

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silverwig:

My mate CHRIS Photography, Styling & Art direction By Elvis Di Fazio

silverwig:

My mate CHRIS
Photography, Styling & Art direction
By Elvis Di Fazio

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My uncle went to Tokyo and all I got was this stupid hat.

My uncle went to Tokyo and all I got was this stupid hat.